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Thursday, March 11, 2004

Are you a size 4? Are you 5'2"? If so, do I have the sale for you! 



INA Designer Resale store is selling the clothes and accessories from Sex and the City. You can get your own piece of SATC memorabilia for anywhere between $20 to $200. All you need to be able to wear one of Carrie's dresses is a credit card and an eating disorder. Unfortunately, while my AmEx is ready and willing, I gave up bulimia last week (damn) and thus I will limit my shopping to shoes and jewelry. Actually, I'm a size 8 and the shoes available only go up to 7 1/2, so I will limit to just accessories. Actually, I bet their necks are a good deal thinner than mine, so necklaces are probably out. Maybe they'll have a nice pin I can buy. Yeah, a pin.

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